Friday, 20 June 2014

Fleabag Friday | Muffin & Persie

Today we have Ambers little doggies from Amber's Beauty Talk, Muffin and Persie. They are very clever dogs as they actually wrote this post themselves without any help from Amber. Persie talks in capital letters because he's crazy!
Muffin & Persie, teacup pomeranian, short legged jack russel
Muffin & Persie
Hi everyone, I’m Muffin and I am the Queen of this house. There may be four other women living here but I am by far the most important and always get everyone’s attention. I am a Teacup Pomeranian crossed with a Miniature Jack Russell so I am pretty darn cute, but I can also be feisty when necessary. I am three years old and have my Daddy wrapped around my perfectly trimmed paw at all times. Well, that was the case until Persie came along…

HIYA EVERYBODY, I’M PERSIE. SHORT LEGGED JACK RUSSELL *BARK BARK BARK*. I’M NEW TO THIS HOUSE AND MAKING SURE EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. I NEED TO PEE? I JUST GO ANYWHERE, I DON’T CARE, THEY’LL CLEAN IT UP. THEY MIGHT RUB MY FACE IN IT SOMETIMES BUT THEY’LL SOON FEEL BAD AND GIVE ME CUDDLES LATER ON SO I DON’T MIND. EVERY MORNING WHEN WE HAVE FOOD, I’VE HAD TO START BEING GOOD AND STOP EATING MUFFIN’S BECAUSE SHE IS GETTING REALLY NARKY WHEN I DO THAT.
Muffin, teacup pomeranian, dog
Muffin
Persie is so annoying when we have our breakfast. We have separate bowls, so we don’t have to share and I’ll get given mine first then Persie has to wait because otherwise he gobbles his food down so quickly, he tries to eat mine before I’ve finished! How dare he! Taught him a lesson once though, he ate Amber’s chocolate bar and they had to take him to the vets and make him be sick so he didn’t get ill. Ha.

I REMEMBER WHEN I ATE THAT CHOCOLATE. MMM IT TASTED SO GOOD BUT THEN AN HOUR LATER I DIDN’T FEEL SO GOOD. I THINK I MUST HAVE EATEN IT WAY TOO QUICKLY OR MAYBE I WASN’T ALLOWED ANY BECAUSE IT WAS AMBER’S, BUT THEY TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY PRICKED ME ON MY BACK. NEXT THING I KNEW I WAS BEING SICK! IT DID MAKE ME FEEL BETTER THOUGH, BUT NOW THEY ALWAYS TELL ME OFF WHEN I TRY TO EAT MORE YUMMY CHOCOLATE. I’LL FIND A WAY!
Persie, dog, short legged jack russel
Persie
At night, I always sleep in between Mummy & Daddy on their bed. I love snuggling right up to Daddy’s legs and luckily Persie keeps his distance and snuggles under the covers up to Mummy.  

AHHH NIGHT TIME… IT’S TIME TO SNUGGLE UNDER THE COVERS WITH MUMMY AND GET ALL WARM AND COSY SO SHE MIGHT NOT LEAVE IN THE MORNING. I HATE WHEN THEY GET UP WHEN I’M ALL IN A COMFY PLACE. I DO ENJOY WHEN SHE COMES HOME IN THE DAY TO FEED US THOUGH. JUMP JUMP JUMP ROUND IN CIRCLES I GO WAITING FOR HER TO PUT MY BOWL DOWN. SOMETIMES I LIKE TO JUST SIT WITH MY BOWL AND I’LL HIDE IT AROUND THE HOUSE SO WHEN MUMMY COMES HOME SHE HAS TO PLAY HIDE & GO SEEK BEFORE SHE CAN FEED ME. UNLESS I’M REALLY HUNGRY THEN I’LL LEAVE IT IN THE KITCHEN SO I CAN GOBBLE MY LUNCH DOWN SUPER QUICK!

I like it when Mummy comes home too, because we get to stretch our legs in the garden and it means that we can go to the toilet, you can’t go in the house otherwise we get in trouble…Persie has been in a lot of trouble since he moved in with us…he is one naughty puppy! He is starting to learn though. I like running around the garden and Persie chases me around like a loony bin. We sometimes have a fight but only when he starts it – he is a right little menace, I’ll teach him one day!
Muffin & Persie, teacup pomeranian, What's Persie up to again? That silly boy.
What's Persie up to again? That silly boy.
I LOVE WHEN ME AND MUFFIN ROLL AROUND IN THE GARDEN, GETTING ALL MUDDY AND DIGGING UP STONES. I ALMOST GOT OUT INTO THE FIELD ONCE, IT WAS AMAZING! UNTIL A BIG MAN CAUGHT ME AND BROUGHT ME BACK HOME. I HAD SO MUCH FUN DIGGING THE STONES AND I FOUND A GAP UNDER THE FENCE SO I WENT OUT EXPLORING…SHAME IT DIDN’T LAST LONG! I DO LIKE WHEN AMBER TAKES US OUT FOR WALKS THOUGH, AND SEE OTHER DOGGIES.

I do like going out for a walk to explore the streets but I’m not that keen on other dogs. I don’t think they know that I am the Queen Diva and they try to bark at me. Well I’m not having any of that and I’ll tell them a thing or two back! Anyway, off for dinner now so I better go quickly before Persie eats all of mine too…nice talking to you!
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3 comments:

  1. Thanks for featuring my doggies Helen! I hope everyone enjoys reading this :) I hope its as funny as I think it is ahha! x

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  2. This is brilliant!
    Muffin and Persie are blooming geniuses.
    M x Life Outside London

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  3. Lol... who's the smart doggy? you are, yes you are!!...Hahaha.Good job annoying your owners Persie!! and hang in there Muffin!! why don't you guys sign a treaty or something!

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